• denim cutoffs (was in and out very fast)
• flo rida (go away)
• top 40 (it gets worse and worse every year)
• dubstep (also was in and out very fast…and now it’s top 40…STOP)
• people pretending to be hipsters (much to actual hipsters’ dismay)
• jack rogers and any imitation of them (sorry i’m not sorry)
• duck face pictures (PLEASE stop doing this, people)
• tongue pictures (you look like an idiot!!!)
• plaid shirts (STOPPPP)
• uggs (they’ve been out…no one seemed to notice…)
• ed hardy (i still see people wearing this…NOOOOO)
• people pretending to be environmentally conscious
• people who drive land rovers/hummers/whatever and own toms
• the 1%/99% 
• LEGGINGS AS PANTS (I WANT TO STOP SEEING THIS)
• crop shirts in the middle of winter (you aren’t fooling anyone)
• roots (just DYE YOUR DAMN HAIR so you don’t look trashy!!)
• maxi dresses (unless you are 6 feet tall)

i just don’t want to see/hear these things anymore